I am…….. a lizard
Reasons I am a lizard:
Dry, almost scaly skin
Like to bask in sunlight
Do not move unless threatened
One braincell
Same expression when I zone out
dawg look at my defendant… im going to lose this case…
[ID: digital art of feenie wright, doing the “ah, eto… bleh” pose. a red heart is next to him. the background is a screenshot of the witness stand from the game. /end ID]
